Last night Austin read me my favorite book on Skype while I fell asleep. Needless to say it was like the greatest night ever.
Chris Pratt is literally a huge dorkball that just so happened to get paid to get fit and I literally would adore him in any shape he takes.
How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except your brain?
Reblogging the SHIT out of this.
- Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
- Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are paedophiles.
- Guy: Well...yeah.
- Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
so today my mom was being all momish and she was like “what if we turned our house into a bed and breakfast” and I was like ummm yeah except there are literally no empty rooms in our house and she was like “we could convert the basement” so
I made a brochure
if you book now we will also install working lights
IM LAUGJING SO HARD the picture looks so sleek and professional with the lighting but ITS A SPOOKY DOGE
This is so important.
american public school means if you record your teacher behaving inappropriately and show it to administration they would get you in trouble for having your phone out during class
Dammit - Blink-182
Greek/Roman Inspired Clothing: 2nd dress by Hana Touma, 3rd dress on ebay, 4th dress found here, 5th dress by Madame Gres ,6th dress by Kaufman Franco , 7th dress by J.Mendel, 8th dress by Madame Gres, 9th dress by Jean Desses, 10th dress by Marchesa, 11th dress by 33Jewls, 12th (last) dress by Samuelle Couture
I need these. All of them!
Straight White Boy Problem #450
bro: hey dude isnt tumblr for girls?? why do you even have one
me: i had a lot of free time and then i discovered the joy of reblogging pictures of massive amounts of weed, trippy gifs, nike apparel from the 90s and the occasional chuckle i get out of a humor post haha
bro: thats too complicated for me *opens ifunny app*